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I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

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Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time

orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

This has been me through the evolution of Benedict's body

mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

hehe skinny thang aren’t you

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aw look at your tall and lanky body yum

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whoa dude you working out or something

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oh are you telling me about a book…SHIRTLESS? WOW I’M REALLY GONNA UNDERSTAND IT NOW

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Well fuck me sideways holy shit you got…

(Source: bennybatch)

awwww-cute:

She won’t let me do anything without her, and that includes Reddit

awwww-cute:

She won’t let me do anything without her, and that includes Reddit

heythisisbecky:

jackalopehunter:

heythisisbecky:

i work in a shitty neighborhood and it gets patrolled by cops a lot and today i saw 3 cops on horseback patrolling and it was very confusing

what even is the plan when horses are involved in police work

'u are under arrest, please get on the horse with me'

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i’m half-asleep and convinced that i could romantic-comedy my way into a relationship with a horse cop thank you becky

OH MY GOD, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

do you have any roachtips for maximizing life radness??

Anonymous

roachpatrol:

jane-potter:

roachpatrol:

  1. Be brave.
  2. Be kind.
  3. It’s okay to be sad sometimes.
  4. If you’re sad all the times, get help. Life is not for suffering. 
  5. Learn to make things. If you can’t draw, knit. If you can’t knit, garden. If you can’t garden, program, etc. Babies count on a technicality, but only just. 
  6. Fake being rad. This is accomplished by being regular levels of weird, but elevated levels of confident about it. Speak loudly, dance and sing badly, announce every single pun as it occurs to you, and keep your chin up.  No one can tell fake rad from real rad, it turns out. 

7. Do your makeup like a dragon. This applies to people of all genders. (a tip roach gave me four months ago that got me all the way from day 1 of the semester to my last final yesterday)

I can’t believe I forgot this important point. Congratulations on making it through finals, by the way!

Mental health advice from your friendly neighbourhood Sane Person™

prudeghost:

  • have you tried yoga
  • yes? okay what about pilates
  • have you tried eating food that you cant afford
  • why don’t you get a job
  • do you sleep enough/too much
  • try sleeping better
  • have you considered Normal people’s feelings
  • have you considered becoming Normal like us
  • i think that would help
  • here i printed out this article on deep breathing from a Women’s online magazine, it helped my coworker who was sad one time
  • hey your’e creative, maybe you could write your own article

Trigger warning: intake

It’s almost 7:30 pm, and I’ve had half a bottle of water, a quarter cup of black coffee, and a cup of tea. I wish I wasn’t so afraid to eat today.

thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:

(Source: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook)

xaynmalik:

#$wagfarewellreuniontour

(Source: wester5sos)

vohlcanic:

judgeable:

ignoring-spiders:

pllants:

wiltxng:

phat-biatch:

wiltxng:

vhomit:

so calming, you can almost feel the rain

i can hear it 

y’all crazy ^

shhh just listen

u can’t hear it, it’s a photo dude

It is possible to “hear” a gif. It’s called Hearing-Movements Synesthesia. Like, take a butterfly as an example, we obviously know that we can’t hear a butterfly’s wings flapping. But some people do.

^ did you copy and paste that from google?? i can hear the rain too all you have to do is believe :-)

this makes me feel cold. but then again i’m in melbourne.

vohlcanic:

judgeable:

ignoring-spiders:

pllants:

wiltxng:

phat-biatch:

wiltxng:

vhomit:

so calming, you can almost feel the rain

i can hear it 

y’all crazy ^

shhh just listen

u can’t hear it, it’s a photo dude

It is possible to “hear” a gif. It’s called Hearing-Movements Synesthesia. Like, take a butterfly as an example, we obviously know that we can’t hear a butterfly’s wings flapping. But some people do.

^ did you copy and paste that from google?? i can hear the rain too all you have to do is believe :-)

this makes me feel cold. but then again i’m in melbourne.

(Source: sugoihentai)

(Source: distractify.com)

Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

- Frank Ocean (via versacetits)